Um, More Spam Scams Part Duh!

Okay, I just got another e-mail scam, folks.
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Dear Beloved in Christ,
I am Mrs. Mary Parker,the wife of Mr.Robert Parker,both of us are citizens of the united state of America. my husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Russia for twenty years before he died in the year 2003.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-again as dedicated Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is strongly against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 7.5 Million Pounds (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) with a Bank in UNITED KINGDOM. Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a
letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can not come over.

Presently, I’m in a hospital in Russia where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations and NGO anywhere in the World in helping human race. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank.

I want a person that is God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband’s relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.

Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of theLord. Exodus 14 VS 14: says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall holdmy peace. I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband’s relatives around me always. I don’t want them to know about this development. I await your quick response to
this mail as this is my last wish to see this funds transferred before myDeath. Please my beloved for further communication on how we are going to conclude this, reach me on my private mail:

Mrs. Mary Parker.
Email: maryparkersmind@yahoo.es
Remain Blessed, Yours Sister in Christ.
Mary Parker.

Now I’m getting annoyed. Of course, there have been plenty of times where I’ve felt spammed from the pulpit. But my inbox is getting cluttered with nonsense. I swear the creators of these spam scams google themselves to see if they’ve been exposed.

Well you have, “Mary” and may the hand of God smite your greedy schemes. Stop taking Scripture out of context so that it can take the drama out of you.

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One thought on “Um, More Spam Scams Part Duh!

  1. Another Scam
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    GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I AM MRS EDITH .L.ARAFA ,FROM SIERRA LEONE, A WIDOW TO LATE MR.IBRAHIM ARAFA, AM 55 YEARS OLD, I AM NOW A NEW CHRISTIAN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST,
    FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITION IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON’T LIVE MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY WORST STAGE.
    MY LATE HUSBAND AND MY ONLY CHILD DIED LAST FIVE YEARS , HIS DEATH WAS POLITICALY MOTIVATED. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS A VERY RICH AND WEALTHY BUSINESS MAN WHO WAS RUNING HIS GOLD AND DIAMOND BUSINESS SIERA LEONE AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH.

    MY DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA,ASIA,AND EUROPE. I COLLECTED YOUR ADDRESS DURING MY DESPERATE SEARCHED AND I PRAYED OVER IT BEFORE CONTACTING YOU.

    I DECIDED TO DONATE THE SUM OF $3,000,000.00 USD( THREE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO THE LESS PRIVILEDGED BECAUSE I CANNOT TAKE THIS MONEY TO THE GRAVE. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LODGED IN A BANK IN IVORY COAST IN WEST AFRICA WHICH IS THE COUNTRY WHERE I AM CURRENTLY RECEIVING TREATMENT

    ONCE I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL THE INFORMATIONS YOU WILL USE TO GET THIS FUND RELEASED FROM THE BANK AND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU.
    I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED TO YOU,WILL BE SURE FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY.

    MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

    FOR DETAILS PLAESE CONTACT ME THROUGH
    jjahsluv@yahoo.com
    YOUR BELOVED SISTER IN CHRIST,
    MRS. EDITH .L.ARAFA

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