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It Must Be Christmas: A New Email Spam Scam

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I got this “gift” just in time for the holidays, 😆

BELOVED,

mafrih to mafrih41@yahoo.co.jp12:05pm

BELOVED,
GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. LET ME FIRST OF ALL INFORM YOU,I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM MAILING DIRECTORY AND DECIDED TO EMAIL YOU FOR PERMISSION TO GO AHEAD,

I AM MRS MAFRIH DOMENICK FROM IVORY COAST WEST AFRICA, A WIDOW TO LATE TOM C MARTINS I AM 55 YEARS OLD,
I AM NOW A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST, FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON扵 LIVE MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS,

THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE.MY LATE HUSBAND DIED LAST FIVE YEARS,AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD扤T PRODUCE ANY CHILD.MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH.

THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS,SO I NOW DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA,AND EUROPE .
I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE MAILING DIRECTORY AND I PRAYED OVER IT. I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $4.500.000.00.USD (FOUR MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED.

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THE FUND IS LYING IN A BANK HERE IN MY COUNTRY. ONCE I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL THE INFORMATIONS YOU WILL USE TO GET THIS FUND RELEASED FROM THE BANK AND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT
WILL BE SURE FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTHAT ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY?
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.(mafrih11@hotmail.fr)
YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST.
MRS MAFRIH DOMENICK

Um….no.

Written by missional girl

December 12, 2008 at 6:26 pm

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Email Scam Alert

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Just when I think folks aren’t stupid enough to use email to scam money out of people, someone comes along to remind me I was wrong:

ATTN: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCEREN

Dear One in Christ,
Good day, I am sorry to take your time and to disturb you. I am Mrs Elizabeth Samson, from Kuwait.I am married to late Mr Eric Samson, who worked with Kuwait Embassy in Ivory Coast for Twenty-Six years before he died in the year 2001,after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. We were married for Eighteen years with a duaghter (Lilian) who later died in a motor accident.

Before the untimely death of my husband,we were both born again Christians. Since after his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (US$4.8 M )(Four
Million,Eight hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in a General Trust Account with a prime bank in Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire. Presently,this money is still with the bank.

Recently,Following my ill health, my Doctor told me that I may not last for the next eight months due to my cancer problem.The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a Christain organization (Church) or individual beleiver
that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein,according to the desire of my latehusband before his death.

I want this fund to be used in Christain Activities like,Orphanages, Christain schools, and Churches for propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that “Blessed is the hand that giveth”. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that “the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace”. I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband’s relatives around me always.I don’t want them to know about this development.With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Abidjan. I will also issue you the documents that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund.

I want you and the members of your Church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs .Elizabeth Samson.

Written by missional girl

July 6, 2008 at 9:25 pm

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Scam Alert: BEWARE Mr. Mike

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Send NOTHING to the clown behind this email:

MR MIKE WILLSON to undisclosed-re.
show details 12:15 pm (6 hours ago)

Dear Friend,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this email meets you in a perfect condition. I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund intoyour account due to one reason or the other best known to you.

But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the Funds out of my bank to someone else account who was capable of assisting me in this great venture.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed at the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $1,000,000.00 United State of America Dollars.

I have authorized Mr Ralph Newton , where I deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.

My dear friend I want you to contact Mr Ralph Newton for the collection of this international certified bank draft. The name and contact address of Mr Ralph Newton is as follows.

Name: Mr Ralph Newton
Email: ralph_newton01@yahoo.dk

Contact Mr Ralph Newton with your personal information’s below because at the moment I am very busy here because of the investment projects which I and my new partners are having at hand In Nepal.

NAME IN FULL………………….
PHONE NUMBER………………….
CONTACT ADDRESS ………………
YOUR BANK INFORMATION ………..

Finally remember that I have forwarded instruction to Mr Ralph Newton on your behalf to send the bank draft check of One Million United State of America Dollars to you. As soon as you contact him without delay. Kindly accept this token with good faith, as this is from the bottom of my heart.

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks.

MR.Mike Willson

Written by missional girl

September 15, 2007 at 2:16 am

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Um, More Spam Scams Part Duh!

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Okay, I just got another e-mail scam, folks.
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Dear Beloved in Christ,
I am Mrs. Mary Parker,the wife of Mr.Robert Parker,both of us are citizens of the united state of America. my husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Russia for twenty years before he died in the year 2003.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-again as dedicated Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is strongly against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 7.5 Million Pounds (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) with a Bank in UNITED KINGDOM. Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a
letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can not come over.

Presently, I’m in a hospital in Russia where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations and NGO anywhere in the World in helping human race. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank.

I want a person that is God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband’s relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.

Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of theLord. Exodus 14 VS 14: says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall holdmy peace. I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband’s relatives around me always. I don’t want them to know about this development. I await your quick response to
this mail as this is my last wish to see this funds transferred before myDeath. Please my beloved for further communication on how we are going to conclude this, reach me on my private mail:

Mrs. Mary Parker.
Email: maryparkersmind@yahoo.es
Remain Blessed, Yours Sister in Christ.
Mary Parker.

Now I’m getting annoyed. Of course, there have been plenty of times where I’ve felt spammed from the pulpit. But my inbox is getting cluttered with nonsense. I swear the creators of these spam scams google themselves to see if they’ve been exposed.

Well you have, “Mary” and may the hand of God smite your greedy schemes. Stop taking Scripture out of context so that it can take the drama out of you.

Written by missional girl

September 8, 2007 at 1:56 am

Posted in Smells Like Crap